Thursday, March 20, 2008
The hitch hiker
Jody saw a hitch hiker today that was missing most of her thumb. If you ever think your life sucks, it coud be worse.
Happy Spring!
Me to the kids: Guess what? Today is the first day of Spring.
The kids jump up and look out the window.
Olivia looks at me with an upset look on her face and says: Where are all the flowers?
I can't make this stuff up folks.
The kids jump up and look out the window.
Olivia looks at me with an upset look on her face and says: Where are all the flowers?
I can't make this stuff up folks.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Which princess are you?
You Are Belle!
Intelligent and kind. Your beauty goes much further than your apperance. Also, you make judgements of people based on their personality and not their looks. Attaining all the knowledge that you can is one of your major goals in life, but you are also a person who can make things happen.
Which Disney Princess Are You?
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Momnesia
The Today Show did a story on "momnesia" today. It's nice to know I'm normal and not completely losing my mind. Sometimes it is scary how forgetful I have become. I think it worries Jody sometimes too. Considering they say you lose 700+ hours of sleep when you have a baby, I'm probably doing ok.
Friday, February 29, 2008
How it plays out
The scene is set. Olivia and Paxton are staying the night at the IL's. Sawyer is almost asleep. Jody has the look of longing in his eyes. We have plans...
...And the phone rings. My dad and brother have come down for a weekend fishing trip at the Little Red River. The rear end of their Blazer has gone out and they are stranded without a vehicle or a way to get their boat to the cabin. Jody has to go rescue them with his dad's truck. I have to laugh. Never make plans in this family.
...And the phone rings. My dad and brother have come down for a weekend fishing trip at the Little Red River. The rear end of their Blazer has gone out and they are stranded without a vehicle or a way to get their boat to the cabin. Jody has to go rescue them with his dad's truck. I have to laugh. Never make plans in this family.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people "appear" bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable-- except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When going to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2. Change is inevitable-- except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When going to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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